sithli climbs a mountain

So I was like, "Hiking?! Sure thing, man!"




And then my hiking buddy was like, "Smile for the camera!" So I went like, "Cheese! I'm climbing a mountain! Cheeeese! I'm so in tune with nature! Cheeeese!"

And then there were like, lots of mud, all around, because it rained earlier that day, So I was like, "OMFG, there's mud all around, like, serious mud, all around. I hate it. Mud. OMFG." Then after the mud came the tall grass, which were like, so sharp, and itchy, and like, cutting my skin, like seriously cutting my skin.. and freakishly itchy.. so I scratched the itch.. and like, it's still totally itchy. So I went like, "WTH, tall grass, I hate them all. I'm gonna pull a kaingin in here, like serious kaingin."

Then my hiking buddy went, "Smile for the camera! This is gonna be your future Friendster pic!", So I had no choice but to go like, "Cheese! OMG I'm gonna die, I'm so tired! Cheese! Like, serious fatigue, dude.! Cheese! Are we there yet? Cheese! I hate monocots! Cheese!"




The we reached the top so I went like, "Holy guacamole, I did it! Like this is some serious shiz. And clouds are like... all around.. and I'm so fit for climbing! Like sissies can't do this. I'm so great!"Then we saw this rock formation, so I was like, "Are we gonna go there? Please tell me we're not going there." So my hiking buddy went like, "Oh, C'mon!" Then I was like, "SRSLY?!"




So I did it again, like, I got to the top of that rock formation alive. And the view was just absolutely stunning, like serious beauty. And I was like, "Oye oye oye." And then I went all emo and said.. "... ... ..."




So I was like, so damn proud of myself, because I did it, and like, "Yeah, I'm gonna totally do this again. Like, seriously." And there were clouds all around, then I went all emo again, then I smiled for the camera, and I went like.. "Cheese! This is so fun! Like, serious fun. Cheese!"



The End. Like, seriously. Fin, dude, Fin.